Sunday, September 30, 2007

Open Letter

Dear Fucking Panzies,

The next time you decide to swerve your two-tone Mommy mobile at a cyclist to try to scare him, please have the balls to get out of your minivan to defend yourselves. That is, instead of tucking your tails between your collective legs and speeding away. Or maybe you were smart enough to realize I had a baseball bag strapped to my back and was carrying bats that I would have used reverse the direction your knees bend. In which case, don't swerve at a cyclist and try to scare him.

Fuck you and have a Miserable fucking life,
LPCARDSFAN

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