Not Working For Me

My Cardinals, sadly for me, are out of the playoff hunt. So its time to root for the home team. I'm trying. I really am. But when I pop open the score and I see the Brew Crew up 1-0 in the first inning my gut reaction is to applaud. I'll just pretend it's a good way to keep the Mets out of the playoffs. Something every sane baseball fan should support.