Today in Office Eavesdropping

As I walked by the security desk:

Security Guard 1: That's a new one on me.
Security Guard 2: Yeah.
Security Guard 1: The police officer was being real nice about it but his partner wanted to slap the cuffs on me.

The fact that SG1 carries a canteen (yes, a canteen) shaped like a grenade (yes, a grenade) shouldn't worry me at all right? Right?


In the hallway next to the vending machines

Manager: Did you send me an email today that I didn't read?