Thursday, May 05, 2011

Visit to the Torture Chamber

Let's summarize.

  • Bite down on this 1" spacer between your molars.
  • Open wide.
  • Relax your lower lip.
  • Move your tounge
  • Close your eyes there's going to be a lot of water spraying.
And if too much water builds up in the back of your mouth just swallow.  Ignore the fact that your entire mouth is numb, your laying on your back, and you have enough hardware in your mouth to choke Jenna Jameson.

Next time I have 3 cavities I may opt for amputation.


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