Racketball

So I restarted my racketball career yesterday. Sure there are a few sore muscles this morning but I also violated a couple of the key safety rules.

Rule 1-1a: Wear eye protection.
Rule 1-1b: Don't look behind you.

I think if an optomitrist were to look closely at my left eye he could read

"WILSON
Always Wear Eye Protection"

right off my eyeball.

I've ordered the appropriate protection.

Now, can someone please dim the lights here in the office? It hurts.