Connecting Some Dots

1. Earlier this year, the Associated Press determined that Illinois is the most average state.
   
   
2. George W. Bush has an ongoing approval rating in the high 20s or low 30s.
   
   
3. In the 2004 Illinois Senate Race, wack job Alan Keyes could only muster 27% of the vote as the Gopper candidate.
   

Therefore, George W. Bush = Alan Keyes.