I've Become "That Guy"

I've resisted it for years but it's finally happened. A few months back I bought a real nice Nokia cell phone. Like all my previous phones I carried it in my pants pocket. But it's an expensive phone (no rebates from the Nokia store) and the screen was beginning to get scratched up. I had to get a case for it. Now, I have a phone clipped to my belt.

I never, ever wanted to be that guy.