Nooooooo!

Life, as we know it, is over!

Ha. I was in college working in a bar when Zima got real big. People, OK, let's be honest, girls were bringing Jolly Ranchers to drop into their bottles of Zima. The candy would dissolve and impart the flavor and color to the liquor. I even recall a few people bringing Pixie Sticks to put in their Zimas. A girlfriend at the time was big into Zima. She begged for a Zima light. I had to cajole one of our distributors a little bit but got here one. I wonder if she still has it and if her husband knows the providence of it?



Doubtful.

And in case it isn't obvious, I won't be missing Zima. I didn't even know they were still producing that swill.