Auspicious Start

1. Climbed out of bed.
2. Showered.
3. Hit head on shower door frame climbing out of shower.
4. Towel dropped into bottom of tub with water still in it (got to get some Drano).
5. Toothpaste cap spun out of my hand and into the hallway.
6. Dropped the shaving cream between tub and vanity. Needed broom handle to fish it out.

I'm reevaluating step 1.