Missed Opportunity

In my third at bat tonight I hit a double down the right field line. The pitcher - who I had been jawwing good-naturedly with all night - says, "Nice hit."

"Thanks" I replied.

"You know a real athlete would have got a triple."

This was SOOOO the time to pull out the John (1 - 0) Kruk line, "I'm not an athlete. I'm a baseball player," and I totally missed it.