Good Quote

Saturday night there were two going away parties, one for Hannah who I don't think I've mentioned here before and one for Tom R., who is being shipped out to Kuwait on the 31st.

Tom's party started at Duffy's. At one point in the night I'm standing at a table with Mark P., Mike L., and their girlfriends. At the table next to us is Scotty and two lady's.

Mark P.: Is that Scotty's married girlfriend?
LPCardsFan: Yeah.
Mark P.: Which one?
LPCardsFan: The one that doesn't look like Tammy Fae.
Mark P.: Thank god.
LPCardsFan: I can't confirm the married thing though.
Mark P.: I can.
[frowns around the table]
Mike L.: Not everyone can date a single person.