Stupid Drivers

Got this email from a fellow cyclist this morning:

Saw a guy this morning get what was probably the most expensive cup of coffee in his lifetime. Dearborn & Division, cream Mercury Sable going northbound (old guy driving). Light for Dearborn turns green, car in front of Sable goes, Sable starts to pull a u-turn not 10 feet from the intersection! Blocks traffic, notably myself and an older [Mercedes Benz] S500, while getting turned around, so that he can park in a no parking zone in front of Starbucks. Old guy must not have seen the city cop behind the Mercedes, who when I looked back was parked behind the Sable with lights on.

So let's see... the tickets issued will include

1. Illegal U-turn
2. Parking in no parking zone
3. Improper lane usage
4. Blocking traffic
5. Driving a cream Mercury Sable

Yep, that is one expensive cup of joe.