Under the Knife

Getting surgery is the in thing to do in St. Louis.

Chris Carpenter has had two surgeries this year.
Mark Mulder just had surgery again, the second time in two years.
Jim Edmonds had two surgeries during the off season.
Chris Duncan had double hernia surgery last week.
Scott Rolen has had shoulder surgery again.
Who knows what kind of surgery Juan Encarcion is going to need after his traumatic eye injury.

and today I learned that Yadier Molina just had knee surgery yesterday.

With the exception of Pujols, it seems the only one's left are season ticket holders. Perhaps the club can schedule them for various reconstructive surgeries, too. It can only help our record.