Yesterday's Funny Lines
At our men's league softball game yesterday our third baseman, Nick, aka Roger Dorn (none of this ole' bullshit), brought his wife and new born baby to the game. Our captain, Dennis, walked over to the stoller, "Let's see this kid. I hope he doesn't look like his father."
Nick's wife: "She does."
Dennis: "Your right."
Nick's wife: "That's the way God designed it. That way the father knows it's his. The woman already knows."
After the game Joe and I stopped at The Full Shilling for a burger and beer. While we were there these two very pretty girls came in. One kind of had a Paris Hilton air about her (not that I think Paris is at all attractive). They sat at the table behind me and it was quickly obvious they were friends with the waitress.
About 1/2 hour later two guys approached their table. It was a classic execution of the wingman. The first guy stepped up and started the conversation. The wingman arrived two minutes later.
Joe and I nearly spit our beer out at the opening line, "I saw you two checking me out. I think your attractive so I thought I'd come talk to you."
Nick's wife: "She does."
Dennis: "Your right."
Nick's wife: "That's the way God designed it. That way the father knows it's his. The woman already knows."
After the game Joe and I stopped at The Full Shilling for a burger and beer. While we were there these two very pretty girls came in. One kind of had a Paris Hilton air about her (not that I think Paris is at all attractive). They sat at the table behind me and it was quickly obvious they were friends with the waitress.
About 1/2 hour later two guys approached their table. It was a classic execution of the wingman. The first guy stepped up and started the conversation. The wingman arrived two minutes later.
Joe and I nearly spit our beer out at the opening line, "I saw you two checking me out. I think your attractive so I thought I'd come talk to you."
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posted by LP Cards Fan at
2:18 PM
2 Comments:
That is QUITE lame.
To say the least, it wasn't successful. Joe and I had a good laugh with the two girls and the waitress once the two "suitors" left with tails tucked between their legs.
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