SOTU

Shrub gave the State Of Thee Union last night. I didn't see it but I read it this morning. The Bulls game and a beer at the bar seemed more important at the time. Reading commentary this morning there is so much crap that is passing as analysis. Did she stand or didn't she? Did they clap or didn't they? Uhg!

The Onion could do this and so much better.

• Ted Kennedy: sneaking hits from his flask
  
• John McCain: obsessed with straightening out the platoon helmet on his head
  
• Barbara Boxer: knitting baby socks for Condoleeza's future family
  
• Condoleeza: making eyes with Dikembe. giving the evil eye to all the women around him.
  
• Joe Lieberman: constantly switching seats
  
• Dick Cheney: Checking battery on his defibulator.
  
• Joe Biden: Combed hair. Checked his backpack for emergency hair gel.
  
• Tom Tancredo: Staring at Ken Salazar wondering if he's a dirty, illegal immigrant.
  
• Barney Frank: Constantly trying to block Condi's view.