Friday, June 10, 2011

A Reasoned Change Of Heart

I thought the 5 cells in my brain that acutally cared were rooting for Dallas in the NBA finals. No more.
If the Heat lose this series, the country will go into a giant spasm of moral preening the likes of which we haven't seen since Cokie Roberts had to tell her kid about Bill Clinton's dick. It's going to be awful. We're going to turn LeBron into a national sermon on the wages of narcissism. We're going to edit these finals into a highlight reel of Humility dunking all over Ego. We're going to be a country of Joe Liebermans, all freaking summer long.



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