My Soon-to-be Ex Landlord

More evidence that the woman is 100% certifiably bat-shit crazy.

I had a 9 minute conversation with her this morning (12 minutes longer than I like) about the Apartment People coming into the apartment. She had hired them to show our apartment since my roommate and I are moving out at the end of August. She apologized for the Apartment People entering the apartment without giving us notice. I would say she lied through her teeth too, but I don't want to subscribe conscious thought to her lying. She told me she told them to call us. I call bullshit.

She said she was going to call the Apartment People and yell at them and have one guy fired. This guy called and apologized to me yesterday, but said that the people he had shown it to were going to rent the place and they wouldn't be back. My land lord went on and on. Blah, blah, blah. I ask her to have the maintenance man come in and look at the A/C fan, the stove (she said she needs a new stove), and the leak in the bathtub.

Then, out of the blue, she asks me what I'm doing for the weekend and what we drink. She asked if she could buy us a bottle of vodka. I was completely nonplussed. I said something about Sam Adams beer.

When I got back from lunch I had a voice mail. It was land lord. She said she had put an ad in the paper for our unit and had two calls from people interested in renting the place starting the 1st of August. She wanted to know if we would be out of the unit by then.

I can't get out of there fast enough.