I, Vulture

A coworker of mine, a fellow contractor, had his last day at work yesterday. He has another gig in Virginia waiting for him. At the end of the day a couple of us took him out for drinks. Just before we left I swept into his cube and stole his Dell flat screen monitor. For the past 6 years I've been stuck with an old CRT, 13" monitor and over that time my vision has noticeably deteriorated. I've asked for a replacement but, a. being a contractor, and b. the company not replacing old equipment, my requests fell on deaf ears. The only thing left to do was to take matters in to my own hands.